The Author stared at the page proofs in abject horror. The character’s name was a measly six characters long so how had she spelled the character name so erratically? There was It’kla, Itkla, Itcla, I’tkla, even, God help her, an ‘Itkla…and that was just on the first page! There were other, similar, horrors throughout. It was almost as if she had typed via keyboard smash when it came to the name, and never the same keyboard smash twice.

The Author selected her very best red pen and began ruthless corrections, and thus The Book of Bob was born.